The Latvia Slam Dunk Contest Beats The Dick Off The NBA's

I’m not just talking about the dunks, which look more creative than anything since the days Vinsanity took flight. I’m talking about the experience. 5000 diehards from a country that may or may not exist going BANANAS over every aspect of the event. Girls jumping on trampolines. Are the contestants riding in on motherfucking horses? You’re goddamn right they are. Ghetto games > Everything the NBA has to offer except, you know, the greatest athletes in the world whose genetics were molded by Zeus.

Ah, yes, now I know where I’ve heart of Latvia before. They’ve got good hats. That pious look you want in a religion.